Yankius: Seun Leave Igbo?
Tafia Hallelujah: Yankpikpi which ones? Long time no face to face.
Yankius: You only come here with gist that leads to fight.
Tafia Hallelujah: This time there will be no fight.
Yankius: Then what do you have to tell me.
Tafia Hallelujah: Someone yab Seun Anikulapo-Kuti badly.
Yankius: How?
Tafia Hallelujah: Him tell Seun for Tiktok say Seun Leave Igbo, Leave Igbo!
(Tafia Hallelujah begins to laugh uncontrollably.)
Yankius: Na that one be the yabbis so? What is wrong with smoking igbo? You funny O!
Tafia Hallelujah: It makes people go mad.
Yankius: If that is true then every head of state or president of Nigeria for don craze naked for street.
Tafia Hallelujah: Do you have proof?
Yankius: Yes!
Tafia Hallelujah: Hmm
Yankius: If igbo rhyme with your blood, smoke it to infinity. Remember if you don’t have the madness gene you can never go mad. Igbo only activates the already existing madness gene.
Tafia Hallelujah: I no know say you self read medicine before. How am I sure say you self no dey smoke.
Yankius: I no dey smoke igbo but I am not against it. Why did that guy tell Seun to leave igbo.
Tafia Hallelujah: Seun attack Innoson motors on their claim to call their cars made in Nigeria. He said the cars are not made in Nigeria but are assembled in Nigeria. People who know economics now put him in order.
Yankius: Ha ha ha! Did they mention globalisation, free markets, comparative advantage, arbitrage, lean business and just-in-time?
Tafia Hallelujah: Yes, how do you know? Are you following the matter?
Yankius: No. Those are the spins of free market thinking. Since when has globalisation, free markets, comparative advantage, arbitrage, lean business and just-in-time favoured Africa even in the smallest of ways? Don’t you know Seun is a competent Africanist and a thoroughly genuine African?
Tafia Hallelujah: Na grammar you dey speak.
Yankius: Thank you. The people when speak the grammar you no accuse them. Simple question when grammar no dey you say I speak too much grammar.
Tafia Hallelujah: Are you saying Innoson cars are not made in Nigeria cars?
Yankius: Yes, yes, and yes. Innoson is a successful and admirable global business not a made in Nigeria business.
Tafia Hallelujah: You are to cynical and pessimistic for my liking.
Yankius: You don dey find my trouble O! The Medellin and other cartels run successful globalised drug business. The Colombians make cocaine at home. Defence Contractors in USA and UK run the very successful arms manufacture trade. The USA and UK make all the components of the arms at home. Homemade business is best. Our global own and my nation’s own is not the same thing. Africa should be thinking our nation’s own.
Tafia Hallelujah: Read between the lines.
Yankius: Lol! When Seun exposes Yoruba crooks and thieves in power no one says read between the lines.
Tafia Hallelujah: Them no dey fit win you for argument.
Yankius: If surround yourself with brainy women always, how can you lose an argument?
Tafia Hallelujah: Yankius leave toto water, leave toto water.
(Tafia Hallelujah finds himself on the floor hurt.)
All Guys Dey!