Yankius on Senator Omo-Agege Jovo Yurip: Yankius, which ones now? Why you no tell me say Senator Ovie Omo-Agege na Pyrate? You bad O! Yankius: Jovo, look my eye well. Omo-Agege no be Pyrate at all at all. Wetin make you think so to the point say you come my…
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Yankius on Sweetness of Sex
Yankius on Sweetness of Sex Yankius: Heeeyyy!!! Prickson, himself! The Sexual Man! Expert on Practical Urology! How you doing, Brother? You look so happy, man! Another sweet honey don confuse you? Prickly Heat: I just tested HIV negative. The test was requested for the new job I will start in…
Yankius on Ogboni Society
Yankius on Ogboni Society Alagba Aligbi: Yankiomelogbish! How now? You self na hard man O! Person no dey see your headlight again. Are you okay? Yankius: Gba Gbi,nothing do me. Anytime I see you na something you find come. Can I help you? Alagba Aligbi: I been dey go my…
Yankius on Buhari Betrays Southerners
Yankius on Buhari Betrays Southerners Yankius: Shukus, what’s gwan? Why you squeeze face like corner of anus when diarrhoea don distress small? Shukuli: You rap shit always so no surprise in your welcome, ode. Just see how Buhari betray Southern Nigerians internationally. Can you image? Buhari serious tell the World…
Yankius on Buhari vs IPOB
Yankius on Buhari vs IPOB Pepper Rest: I just wonder why Buhari go brand IPOB as terrorist organisation when they no do any terror, not even a single act. IPOB are even the victims of continuous state terror. I am sure Buhari is running scared and desperate, that’s why resorted…
Yankius on Deziani’s Whereabouts
Pepper Rest: I see Deziani for Ikoyi this afternoon with Lukman Rilwanu. As eh, Deziani na fine woman O! The charges against her na true? Yankius: Na Lekki I see her this afternoon with Doyin Okupe. She don escape from London since yesterday. She dress up like man escape through…
Yankius on Saraki’s Buying of Prayers
Yankius on Saraki’s Buying of Prayers Pepper Rest: Any guy when wan cut sore for him body, I go cut sore for him body. Any guy when wan pull teeth, I go pull him teeth. Any guy when wan pervert creation, creation go pervert am. Any guy wan deceive God,…
Yankius on APC Gubernatorial primaries
Pepper Rest: You never hear! Timi wound well well for this All Progressives Congress primaries for Rivers abi Bayelsa State Gubernatorial candidate. Timpre wound Timi O! Timpre 726 votes, Timi 4 votes. Apalan! Yankius: Why e dey surprise you? Na only thief Timi sabi thief now, everybody know that one…
Yankius on Stealing by Messages
Pepper Rest: O Boy, I just love intelligent men. The kind intelligence I don start to regard the most na the one when a man go dey use thieves to take get whatever he want for life without having to steal himself. Yankius: If na Buhari matter you wan take start this evening…
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