A Birthday Without Kpokpority When guys kpokpo me and my immediate interests I kpokpo them. Kpokpority is most egalitarian in its manifestation, everyone encounters it sometimes. Never call me a pacifist because kpokpority we must tackle when it comes and sometimes, we embrace it. Who wan wound? Injury also is…
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Short Stories
My Tsunami Part 2
My Tsunami Part 2 2. The Visit My bedroom window is east facing gifting me with great views of sunrise. The morning sun was bright and turning the weather warm. In my garden outside my bedroom window the sounds of birds chirping had become less distinct than at dawn. Maybe…
Short Stories
Ese Efeduma Drums No More
Ese Efeduma Drums No More My obsession with Tsunamis is becoming a clinical problem as I dwell in isolation on board Davy Jones Locker. Only shots of goscolene seems to tame it. Three shots of goscolene taken in one go keeps my obsession with Tsunami doesis at bay for three…
Short Stories
My Tsunami
1. Intro My Tsunami is a tale of blissful experiences of being with a Tsunami, a term for a focused, decent, disciplined, and well-groomed lady. The inexperienced in love and its necessities is something discerning men avoid. If you want to enjoy life, choose your girlfriend, or wife well. Think!…
Short Stories
Failed Mutiny at Subsea
Failed Mutiny at Subsea Lapotidunity in Davy Jones Locker is a melcine that cures or keeps away the worst kinds of illnesses. The illnesses of the soul and mind. There is not much the solitary mind punished for independence of thought can do to be merry without goscolene, meditation, song,…
Short Stories
Doesis Locker Subsea
Doesis Locker Subsea Someone enters Davy Jones Locker but the lights turn dark orange and flash continuously. It is a sign of an unauthorised entry. Who is he, that has the temerity to come to DJL when he is not supposed to. That someone takes a while to recognise since…
Musings
In the Spirit of Gbogborima
In the Spirit of Gbogborima Gbogborima is the spirit, if you like. The Spirit of the Brotherhood of All Men! No spirit is greater, when you discover it. Such experience encourage men to take the Steps to Brotherly love. The brotherhood does not exclude women, it embraces them. The Steps…
Short Stories
Subsea Retreat Extended
Subsea Retreat Extended There is something that makes you jazz into my island, O my Cap’n Another visit to Davy Jones Locker, you are welcome There is something that makes you jazz into my island, O Tortuga I am surely still piping onboard a rough Island, with my samba There…
Short Stories
Subsea Retreat for Captain Blood
Subsea Retreat for Captain Blood Lapotidunity is the best thing goscolene, my favourite spirit, can do for anyone. Therefore, I avoid downing any more than two shots with joy and not sorrow. How can I not celebrate life despite living a life more tempestuous than El Niño? Drinking or rumming,…
Short Stories
Yet Another Birthday With Cap’n Blood
Yet Another Birthday With Cap’n Blood A rugged tale of yet another surprise yet memorable birthday with Cap’n Bloood in Davy Jones Locker. He comes bearing rum. Wednesday 13th of July, 2022, in a cold secluded place sailors dread… I am deep in thought and all my sensory capabilities are…