Yankius: Papiration & Bad Politicians; more guys gossip… The Man, Yankius on Papire and 2023 Elections’ Presidential Contenders Yankius: O Saint Bobo! May papire be blessed! Papire come make you forget me for decades, eh? How in the world have you been? Saint Bobo: You no dey forget something? Is papire all you remember about…
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Yankius on The National Cake
Yankius on the National Cake. Windfall: Yankiokwa! Yankiokwa!!! Anytime you are this quiet we know you are up to something. Meanwhile, how is you, Boss? Yankius: Windokwa! The Windfall maker himself! Your potbelly has dwindled seriously. Otherwise, is everything okay? Windfall: Leave my stomach alone. I am curious. That bakery where the National Cake is…
Yankius on Nigeria’s Looming Collapse
Yankius on Nigeria’s Looming Collapse Deadly Cuts: O Pally, I am so scared for Nigeria at the moment. It is more than tragic what is happening. Yankius: Corona virus is… Deadly Cuts: Who is talking about Covid-19? It was bound to devastate Africa, especially Nigeria, one day. I was talking about the potential economic and…
Yankius on If Julian Assange Where Arrested in Nigeria
Yankius: You have human rights in Nigeria only if you have a lot of money and can beg very well. And that may not even save you. And do not forget, Nigeria has not had human rights since independence especially since 1966 and during colonial rule. Forget what you hear on telly or read in the papers; Nigerians are not too keen on human rights, they have not experienced it and the rights they have is where the governemnt and its clients have no reach – money is enough for them. And who knows if the nation is even ready for truth. Nigeria is torn up by tribal, religious and corporate interests and it is those interests that matter. What impacts have truth-backed exposes and scandals about corruption and misrule have on the government of Nigeria, despite democracy? None. Human rights is the noise of lawyers, the grandstanding of polititians and an intellectaul’s right to a seminar audient. That’s all. Finito. <a href="”> Read More…
Yankius on Buhari’s Question to Obasanjo on $16 billion for Electricity
Tafia Hallelujah: Yankikpuzi! Way say you now! Yankius: Any time you come around here, I know you have a quarrel for me. What is it? Tafia Hallelujah: You didn’t event greet me or ask me how I am doing? Yankius: Tafia: “Tafia We Thank God”, What is angering you? Tafia Hallelujah: No be small o….
Yankius on Iyabo Obasanjo’s Ambition to Be President
Natural Injection: O mi Yankius, which ones? I know say you go don dissect the open letter when Obasanjo send to President Buhari. What’s your opinion on the matter? Yankius: I did not and will never read it. Natural Injection: Really, why? You normally read everything. Wetin dey pepper you inside? Yankius: When Obasanjo was…