Yankius: APC Gubernatorial Primaries
Pepper Rest: Yankius you no greet me this morning? We dey quarrel?
Yankius: I was thinking about something serious.
Pepper Rest:And what might that be?
Yankius: I will not tell you. When you received payment for N8 million did you tell me? And you even asked me to escort to the bank!
Pepper Rest: If I told you, you will think I was showing off?
Yankius: You are lying again. How comes you could tell over ten at a beer parlour that evening if not to show off.
Pepper Rest: Look I will give you N50, 000.
Yankius: I don’t need it!
Pepper Rest places a 50,000 bundle of my coffee table supported by a one litre bottle of Glenorangie.
Pepper Rest: You never hear! Timi wound well well for this All Progressives Congress primaries for Rivers abi Bayelsa State Gubernatorial candidate. Timpre wound Timi O! Timpre 726 votes, Timi 4 votes. Apalan!
Yankius: Why e dey surprise you? Na only thief Timi sabi thief now, everybody know that one and he no be politician at all. If you give Timi post as Governor of CBN Nigeria go amass debt of trillions of dollars just now just now.
Pepper Rest: Rumour monger! You get the proof to support wetin you dey talk so? If na true say Timi na rerial thief why EFCC or ICPC never prosecute am?
Yankius: Pepper, e be like say you go carry that complain go give Buhari personally because thiefmen don cancel the primaries. The money Timi, Timpre and others settle no reach. If them no spend cash well the second time them go redo a third time till APC Babas them belle full. You never hear!
Pepper Rest: I am not listening to this. I am leaving.
Yankius: Fine, leaeave the whisy and 50k behind or EFCC and ICPC will visit you this afternoon.
Pepper Rest: I didnt plan to take the money or drink with me. I brought it to honour you.
Yankius: I will like to see you again this evening. You hear me!
Pepper Rest: Okay, Sir!
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